Saturday, February 25, 2012

A GUIDE TO FOREPLAY AND GETTING IN HER PANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME

Watching a woman squirm with uncomfortable excitement, especially before the first time you have sex is fun to watch(and to cause). I like to be sneaky with it too. Surprise is a woman's best friend. Nothing turns them on more then doing what they weren't expecting. Look at this: http://www.slightesttouch.com/
It's an electrode that you put on a nerve that leads directly to a woman's vagina. No, I'm not telling you to buy a product. I'm telling you about a nerve that will side-swipe a woman and make her take off her panties for you.
If you look at where the nerve goes, it runs from the inside bottom of the foot, past the little bone that sticks out on the side of your ankle, up to the side of your knee, up your thigh and MISSES THE MALE GENITALIA COMPLETELY. Oh well, but it goes right in to a vagina and you may as well be rubbing her pussy, if you start rubbing that nerve. Go ahead and find it on yourself. You can feel it, but it's not going to do anything remotely like what it does for her. Memorize it. It is the sniper rifle in the FPS that is a woman's defenses.Picture this: You're on a first date and ya'll are at your place watching a movie. You took her out to dinner beforehand and let her get to know you. You were a respectful, honest and funny guy, so she feels safe and is having fun. Now, there's two things that are missing at this point: the intention/possibility of sex and you making the first move. What do you do? You put your hand on her leg. That's a very innocuous show of affection most of the time, but for us, it's going to get us laid and best of all, she won't even see it coming. Nobody has done this to her before.
After your hands been there for a minute or two, start rubbing her leg at the knee. There's nothing weird about that, again, innocuous affection. Then, rub the inside of her leg, lightly stroke that nerve and don't let off it. Eventually start wondering up the leg. After 15-20 minutes, I guarantee that her pussy will be soaking wet and she will be screaming on the inside. If she's breathing heavy and she's opened up her legs a little and it's obvious that she's turned on, kiss her. If that turns in to a make out session, your hand goes to her boob. That's just make out law. 10 seconds of first base immediately permits second base(groping). She'll go with it.
That's awesome. A couple of christians just rang my doorbell and talked to me about how I needed jesus for 5 minutes.
Now, let's say this woman REALLY liked you and she wants to get a second date out of you, so she's STILL going to hold out, despite being in sexual agony. But you're a nice guy and planned on having a second date anyways, right? RIGHT? Okay, let's thwart her plans.
Okay, you two made out for a while and you got some boob, but it didn't go any further then that, so you guys got bored of kissing and went back to watching the movie. You were hoping to see those titties without a bra by now, but it's okay. We like challenges and watching women battle themselves for the sanctity of their non-existent hymen that was busted years ago is so retarded, it's fun. Let's make her life a living hell with clothes on.
A WOMAN'S NECK
Is her Achilles heel, as you probably already know, so other guys know too and she's probably already had that kind of attention many times. But the truth is that every great woman has been taken down by the timing and gentle caress of a man that knew kissing a woman on the back of her neck, for some reason, makes her lower her defenses and moistens her panties. This isn't the first weapon in our arsenal, but it's a strong one.
After the make out session and her rejection(if there was one; there usually isn't and the leg thing and the first kiss is usually just the thing that unlocks the door of awkwardness that was blocking you two from ripping each other's clothes off when you walked in the door; if she's at your house, she knows what can happen), get more comfortable. Lay down on the couch. Cuddle like a couple would. You guys aren't exactly strangers anymore. You ripped down a wall in half an hour that takes most guys days to scale. Get comfortable. You got this.
If that nerve on her leg was the sniper rifle on this date, then a well timed kiss on the neck will be the close range shot gun. If you guys didn't get in a position that has easy access to her neck, it's cool. We've got this. Ask her to lean forward for a second and slip your arm behind her like it's 1950 and you're biff puting his arm around his girl. And while your back there, gently kiss the back of her neck for a few seconds... or if her damn hair is in the way, as close to that as possible. She'll likely let out a little moan or just melt or some shit. If she's showing sines of being further turned on and you may have just turned the notch up another degree, I usually go for the pants button or just slip my hand in to her pants, if they aren't that tight. If she still protests, then just try periodically for the rest of the night or find some kryptonite.

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